Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
