Please, let me fuck your mom
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he thought i was a dude.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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