she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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