"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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