Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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