The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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