before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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