Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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