What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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