Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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