Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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