sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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