Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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