i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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