i barfeds in our rink
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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