There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Who died my cat blue again?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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