Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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