No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Holy sore nipples Batman
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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