are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
it glows. i had to have it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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