Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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