Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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