I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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