question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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