i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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