Sponge bath it is.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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