Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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