You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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