i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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