I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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