I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I checked into jail on foursquare
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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