She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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