Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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