Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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