Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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