Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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