Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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