Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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