After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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