I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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