Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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