She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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