i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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