The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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