If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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