is your mom at the bar?
I don't think brook has ever known best
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I FOUND THE LEGS
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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