New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My bed smells like the plague
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
why is half of my head shaved?
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