Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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