You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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