For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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