dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
kristin has been a bad kristin
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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