Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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