thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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