Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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