You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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